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Medical Excellence
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The Best Care You Can Get
Best Patient Comfort
We have lazyboys in our wait room.
High Profile
Doctors
Because low profile means they've lost their license
In-Depth Lab Reports
We promise its "in-depth" and not in death
High End
Treatment
Its your life on the line. You only get to be cheap once
Our Fields of Specialization
comedy
sarcasm
Degree from cracker jacks
Embalming
marriage counseling
and not necessarily in that order
pseudo-science
Placentophagy
fecal microbiota transplantation
better yet, don't
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My twin sister got knocked up by the doctor and now gets child support.
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Our Medical Team
Due to current economic times, some of us multi-task and wear many hats.
DR. JOHN
Cardiology
DR. Doe
Rheumatology
DR. JOHN
General Practice
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